"THOSE NEW BODY SCANNERS ARE GOING TO BE A PROBLEM"
Taking A Flight
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.
It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight 6709. Shalom!"
TSA : "DON'T WORRY! WE'LL BE MUCH MORE BETTER AT HEALTHCARE.
OH, I'M NOT FLYING ANYWHERE.
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE PAT DOWN.
THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!
SEND US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR,
YOUR HUDDLED MASSES, BUT NOT
NECESSARILY FROM THE FOLLOWING
COUNTRIES: YEMEN, NIGERIA, SAUDI,
ETC. ETC.
AND, MY DEDICATION TO OBAMA AND HOMELAND SECURITY, "Anything Goes"
