Note: What happened recently to IDF soldiers armed with Paintball guns was a catastrophe! Of course, hind sight is not very helpful, nor was it truthful when Turkey proclaimed to the world that their ships during "Free Gaza" were not for the purpose of sending aid to Gaza, but were primarily for the purpose of undermining Israel and Egypt's blockades.
So, in the future, if one wishes to use Paintball guns to ward off Islamic terrorist (or demonstrators), I found an interesting website with some very creative suggestions. Enjoy!
Bee Sting
Warning: Speed limit enforced by angry neighbors with Paintball guns!
(more creative people finding new uses for Paintball guns)
Dealing with outraged muslim demonstrators effectively
Every body seems to have trouble with the outraged muslims getting together to demonstrate. I think that there is a couple simple technically easy ways to cause them to find other things to do in an islamically indecent hurry.
Just imagine your local Religion-of-Peace having an outrage rally, and suddenly paintball rounds with pungent Bacon Grease oil on them were to start peppering the “peaceful” participants.
There could be a couple of modes of delivery, a paint ball gun with its bore liberally greased with bacon grease/cooking oil mixture prior to firing, or a Wham-O slingshot with the same paint ball greased by hand.. As long as the balls burst and have been liberally coated with a bacon grease/ cooking oil mixture that positively REEKS of bacon, they are going to flee the scene, as contact with pork products is Haram (Forbidden) for them.
Another method would be to take a balloon, fill it with enough water to get some weight and heft, then place it in a cheap sock saturated in Bacon grease/cooking oil. Grasp the sock by the open end, swing it around vigorously and launch it to its intended target like a Sling… A bit of practice may be required to do this properly, adjusting the water in the balloon till you get the right combination. I strongly doubt that they will throw them back, but if they do, pick another target.
If the police are separating the factions, let the slingers of socks be a couple rows back, and they should be taller people. The front row keeps the police occupied while the socks and paint balls are launched.
But, think of the effect when Hajji discovers he has been contaminated by bacon oil! I would cook the bacon down to a black frazzle to get the maximum aroma, and add enough cooking oil to keep the mixture liquid. It can be carried in a ziplock bag.If you put a bunch of socks in that ziplock, they will saturate with the oil, making it easier to deal with and use. If the mozzies get close put a sock on each hand like a glove and try to touch mozzies with them, particularly on the mouth. Getting any of that in one of their mouths is going to provoke panic in them to get away.
Better use an old jacket, and in fact saturating your jacket with this bacon oil mixture should have him running away from you as soon as he smells it. He will not want contact with this pork product. If he finds the infidels are all coated with bacon grease he will want out of that area in a hurry. This used as a known tactic might stop their eagerness to demonstrate against our western values.
On your way to the area, do not forget to grease all the public facilities, buses, subways and railings etc.
As in any demonstration of this type there is some element of risk. You need to ask yourself if your culture is worth a few days in jail. Think carefully about how to deploy paint guns if police are armed with guns. If one thinks it is a gun, it could get sticky…LET ME CLOSE WITH SOME COMMENTSFROM A FRIEND OF MINE ON ANOTHER BLOG;
I was reading a news clipping on one of the Brits pages about getting muzzies out of their country. The news clipping was about how muslims showed up at a parade given for Mid-East soldiers returning from war. As they marched through a small town, the towns-people cheered them home but a group of muslims showed up and began spitting on them and … See Morecalling them butchers.
I was reading a news clipping on one of the Brits pages about getting muzzies out of their country. The news clipping was about how muslims showed up at a parade given for Mid-East soldiers returning from war. As they marched through a small town, the towns-people cheered them home but a group of muslims showed up and began spitting on them and … See Morecalling them butchers.
Now, this is what makes ME laugh. Muslims carry placards saying, FREEDOM GO TO HELL and yet, if you tell them to stfu, they scream, “Freedom of speech!” wELL, MAKE UP YOUR MINDS! You either like it or you don’t!!!!
Anyway, underneath the news story was another news story that was torn across so you couldn’t see the whole report, but what it DID say was, a couple of regulars at the local pubs heard the commotion during the parade and went outside and started pelting the muslims with pieces of pork! They were cowering behind the police in terror! LMAO! Who needs suicide bombers in England? Nobody died and the message was crystal clear!
CONSIDER THOSE LAST COUPLE OF SENTENCES IN THE ABOVE IF YOU THINK THE METHOD OUTLINED ABOVE WON’T WORK…
