Be kind to your Turkey this Christmas,
Don’t kill it and throw it away,
For if you are kind to your Turkey,
It’ll not start a jihad this day;
Be kind to your Turkey this Christmas,
Don’t belittle its braincell or balls,
For those parts are dear to its leader,
Even though they don’t work at all
Be kind to your Turkey this Christmas,
Don’t lasso it and burble with glee,
For it seems that Turkey has rights
Though they’d take them from you and from me.
Be kind to your Turkey this Christmas,
Don’t stew it or cook in a pan.
We know that Turkey’s traditional,
None more so than Erdogan
Be kind to your Turkey this Christmas,
Though it goes for you with a sharp knife.
Though it would cut Jews into pieces,
It still wants a peaceful life!
Be kind to your Turkey this Christmas,
Don’t serve it up to the UN
They’ll find Turkey’s flavour delicious,
And what would Israelis do then?
Be kind to your Turkey this Christmas,
Don’t smack it or bash it about
But laugh at its lack of intelligence
Poke fun at it then throw it out.
With apologies to Benjamin Zephaniah
Posted on CIF WATCH
