Victoria Jackson: "There's A Communist Living in the White House!!"- video

Victoria Jackson (Saturday Night Live) laments the current wealth-redistributor-in-chief.

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OBAMA COMPLEMENTS HIMSELF ON SPEECH TO MUSLIM WORLD 8 June 2009: “Boy, am I popular in the Arab Muslim world. Despite my criticizing cultural traditions like chopping off hands, eye gouging and treating women like vermin, I really wowed my new friends. Not one person in the audience ran up to slit my throat. Since I’ve been anointed President, I’m now free to use my middle name “Hussein.” This also wowed them. Stating that cultures, no matter how bigoted and barbaric are equal to America’s was also a hit. And I know that giving Iran the green light for making nuclear weapons was a real hit in Teheran. I’ve got to pay Iran a visit and make a speech, if they promise not to take my teleprompters. Then, I had to go to Europe and visit a concentration camp to shut up the Jews, who have so little common sense that they’re still big supporters. (Click photo to Right for larger image) European leaders are a pain because they want to discuss issues and not hear speeches, but that’s white people. I thought that I’d shut up the British by dumping a statue of Winston Churchill from the White House after becoming President. The statue was a gift of solidarity from Great Britain after the “criminal” attack of September 11, 2001, but I hate the Brits almost as much as the Israelis. Then there’s that French Frog Nicolas Sarcosie and his snobby wife. They wanted me to have a state dinner with them to discuss things like “policy.” What’s up with that? I blew them off by saying that I was too preoccupied solving economic problems. I hope Sarcosie doesn’t compare notes with German Prime Minister Angela Merkel. She wanted to talk economics after I dragged her to the concentration camp for a photo op, but I told her that I had to find my gold tooth to go with the gold chain given to me by the Saudi King. I’m sure I have a gold tooth somewhere, from when I was campaigning in South Chicago. (Click photo to Right for larger image) That’s what’s wrong with white people. They always ask questions.” OBAMA SPEAKS TO THE MUSLIM WORLD IN CAIRO EGYPT 4 June 2009: “My fellow Muslims, uh… citizens of the world. I’m speaking with you today because I’ve been informed by my advisors that thanks to my economic policies, America will be on the verge of economic collapse in three or four years and I’ll need a place to go when the Infidels run me out of the country. My wife Michelle – cursed be women – is currently being fitted for a black Burka. I promise she will never be allowed to drive a car or even be let out of the house. I dragged Hillary Clinton along, so you can see how I believe a woman should be treated. Oh yes... I have to tell you I’m a Christian [wink, wink], but I was raised a Muslim and we know what that means. (Click photo to Right for larger image) So here’s my plan for the world: America will give up all its nuclear weapons. Iran can have nuclear weapons just as long as they promise not to use them. People in the Muslim world should not torture and kill in the name of Islam. They should torture and kill because that’s what they like to do. The United States will continue to support Israel until we can figure out a way to make it disappear without my looking bad. The Muslim world really loves American liberty, even though they were pro- Nazi during World War II and Nazi Muslim SS Divisions fought the democracies. Infidels and Arab Muslims really can get along. Just look how the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was personal guest of Adolf Hitler during the last half of World War II. The Arab Muslim world has given us much, like our modern numbering system, although they did steal it from the Indian Hindus who invented it. I’m your spiritual brother and self-designated world spokesman for moderate Islam. I I even met with the King of Saudi Arabia ‘to get the King’s counsel.’ He gave me a twenty pound gold chain. How’s cool is that. They’re gonna love me in South Chicago. (Click Photo to Right for larger image) Just don’t commit more acts of terrorism in America, because it will cut into my popularity.” WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE 2 June 2009: “I know you Americans are only interested in watching sports, collecting guns and going to church, so I thought I’d let you know where I’ve been, while you line up for unemployment. On June 1st, I was interviewed by Laura Haim of the French magazine “Canal Plus.” I love the French because they are just as contemptuous of you as I am. But I’ll tell you what happened, before you find it out from the right wing Internet. Whenever I leave America I say that the United States is not a Christian nation. Well, just to show that I can think out of the box without using my teleprompter, I’ve added a new slant. You may think that we’re a nation based on Judeo/Christian values, but I will now give you a hint as to America’s identity of the future. I call it, “Change You Must Believe In.” That’s why I told the French, ‘I think that the United States and the West generally, we have to educate ourselves more effectively on Islam. And one of the points I want to make is, is that if you actually took the number of Muslims Americans, we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.’ If you think about it, we’re the largest Muslim country in the world who doesn’t routinely beat and subjugate their wives, murder religious minorities and support terrorism. Well, maybe I exaggerated a little bit for the time being, but allow me wishful thinking. After all, I was raised as a Muslim and only became a Christian when I decided to get into politics. Ta, ta, y’all... I’m off to the Middle East now to sell out the Israeli occupiers, apologize for America once again, give Iran the okay for having nuclear weapons and renew my values