Anything Goes – Modern Moonbats Version
March 9, 10 by Scott ThongAnything Goes was a classic Depression-era song, composed during a time when everything seemed topsy-turvy and upside-down.
Yes, Fallout 3 is to blame for giving me this ear worm.
Anyway, the original lyrics were full of references to then-contemporary happenings of the time, including the President back then FDR (who basically turned a recession into the Great Depression with his New Deal).
Today, liberals have made things even more turned-180-degrees-around, and we have a President who is trying to implement a New New Deal. So what better time to release an updated version of that classic song, complete with helpful and informative links?
To the tune of the original…
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Anything Goes – Modern Moonbats Version
Times have changed
And we’ve sadly rewound the clock
Since the Donkeys got quite a shock
When ol’ Ronald knocked off their blocks
For today
It seems that we will never learn
For we’re seeing a startling turn
Jimmy Carter’s second term
When Barack H. reaps record deficits
Then chides us all for spending it
Then we know
Anything goes!
When he and Joe, Iraq wanted to quit
But now take credit for saving it
Then it shows
Anything goes!
And Harry gloats today
Don’t need no votes today
Congress is nuts today
‘Tax hikes are cuts‘ today
And that failed bank today
We bailed out yesterday
Still billions owes
When lib’rals kill their unborn babies
But want to free all of those crazies
On death row
Anything goes!
When insulting Beck is journalism
While Tea Parties are all just racism
Olbie knows
Anything goes!
If U.N. pols fear global warming
When outside a blizzard is storming
And Gore’s froze-d
Anything goes!
We won’t drill for oil
While China takes our spoils
Carbon pollution less
The UN’s looting us
Pachauri’s still in charge
Though glaciers still loom large
And Climategates grow
When both the Russians and the Chinese,
Can chide us for being too communist
Then they know
Anything goes!
If schools teach kids cruising and fisting
But prayer is non-existing
Then Jennings knows
Anything goes!
When airport types won’t quiz young Muslim men
But search nuns octogenerian
Then we know
Anything goes!
Cheney can take a hike
Though terror acts have spiked
The border’s open wide
The CIA’s un-spied
Iran is nuclear now
While our President bows
And kowtows to despots
The USA is on the precipice
Of being forever socialist
‘Cause Democrats know
Anything goes!
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If anyone can assist in putting this to song/video in TNOYF style, do lend a hand!
See also another cover song, Tears in Heaven – Atheist Despair Version.
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