Saturday, April 10, 2010

Saturday morning humor -

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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.  He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"


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Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."



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James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"



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Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."



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The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.



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As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.  Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised me."


    
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The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.  What did you think I said?"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"